Bullies much?

So, at school there are these guys. I'm pretty sure you've come across someone like these people before. Their thoughts are usually 'Let's go call the smart kid a faggot and see what happens''.
It's sometimes annoying but, well, when you come up with good comebacks or just plain annoy and troll them, they absolutely FLIP. Not physically, but you can tell by their silence that they got annoyed, badly. They do get on my nerves and can do some other things beside what they usually do.
At one point I was drawing at lunchtime, and I drew a Pikachu. I was VERY proud of it because of it's shading. Along comes these guys, and they rip it to pieces. When this happens I see what they'll do if I pick their locker doors. (Let's just say, ROFLOLMAOMGTFO)

And then there's girls. Bitchy as hell. Especially when guys fall for the 'hot' ones who don't know how bitchy they are. Nowadays, one girl can say anything about me and EVERYONE believes it. She said I hacked her email, when I'm just that guy who CAN hack. I don't hack, and when I do it's hacking hackers that hacked me. (HACKCEPTION) (BTW, you know who you are, if you're indeed reading this)
I guess I'm kinda cooler now, because these people used to control my life, but when you learn how to get back at them, it feels better. So now, I am going to list these people's birth names.
David
Barry
Aidan
Keziah

I'm rubber, your're glue, what bounces off of me sticks to you.

~Auzzue

YourFace ness

I really think I captured YOUR FACE!

Really HardNESS

It's been hard to blog recently because of school.
I just started secondary school (I live in Ireland so I think that's middle school to all the Americans)
And yesterday I had to go up the country to my great-aunts funeral.
As soon as the blog picks up and I can sign up for adsense, I will start the gameplay commentarys.
Also, give me ideas for pictures please!
I can't make them without you guys actually helping me with suggestions.
I will look up ideas, but you guys keep them coming in too.
So tommorow I will start on a picture and post it on the weekend.
Thanks guys,
~Auzzue

Blogging is hard

The point of blogging is that you write about stuff in your life.
But my life isn't interesting so I don't bother.
So I'll need to take this blog another direction.
But I'm lost.
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO DO!!!
Start doing some gaming commentarys.
(They're easy, don't need editing and my face isn't all over the internet.
I will start as soon as possible on the channel KrazyKoalaz57945.
One
Double
Triple
Quardruple
Septuple
Sextuple
Sevuple
Octuple
Nonuple
Decuple

Adding -gon to the end makes it a two dimensional shape with that number of sides.
Adding -hedron to the end makes it a three dimenshional shape correspingly to the start.
A dodecahedron is 20 sided 3-D shape.
And adding -uplet to the end makes it that amount of babies born in the mothers womb at the same time.

So there's some stuff to keep you entertained, and if you want to insult someone with a fact, say this: You're brain is almost 80% water.
And to call them seaweed, call them a piece of cyranobacteria (sigh-ran-O-back-tear-ee-a)

SO YEAH, hope your satisfied with that blog post about nothing in my life WHAT-SO-EVER.

TALKING. LIKE. THIS. ON. A. REGULAR. BASIS. MUST. BE. DIFFICULT.
Unless you're a snail. Oh, snap that was so insect-ist.
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~Auzzue

My summer

Well my Summer was bad...
We had hardly any money left so we only went to West Cork.
No internet and no TV.
The signal was appaling.
So I've only had internet for 2 days now.
Ughhhhhh.
But whatever, I'm still gonna blog.
(There was no 4th of July Holiday Mudkip because
1. I'm in Ireland
2. Read the top of this post

Did you know, some reptiles have 2... private parts.
(One shoots poison, the other shoots wee)

Which is a somewhat good defense system.
NOW! if us humans could do that, I think there would have been a World War III by now.
Maybe we could evolve to do it?
Unless evolution doesn't exist.
Well to anyone who says evolution doesn't exist, I say:
Tutankhamun's real name was Tutankhatet.
TutankhATET. (ATET was a God Eqypt worshipped after the fall of the original religion, thanks to his Dad. Tutankhamun restored the religion and changed his name.
His name meant Son of Atet (I think, need to double-check it) so he changed it to Son of Amun (A god, if you can't guess)
Eqypt is so BORING, isn't it?

I will start making the MS paint images everyone likes again.
But I need ideas
What am I saying, I'll just draw a robotic monkey tomorrow.
In the meantime, heres some drawing of The Slender Man I did (Why does nobody believe me when I say he [she, even] could be Xenu or Voldemorts brother)

It was done on a freakin' laptop GODDAMNIT

Hey, does anyone watch =3, and if so get this: HIS FACE, GODDAMNIT!!!

anyway, that's enough for now
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~Auzzue

I finnally get the internet...

The Internet: A vast land of wonder and beuty and not so much wonder and horrific things.
Well, really the internet's core is Google. You got everything there, youtube, maps, blogs, etc.
The hell is 4chan with brances like 7chan and 711chan, SomethingAweful etc.
Within hell are trolls who come up to the surface and attack randomers who are somewhat famous on the internet.
That's the way I look at it.
Comment your own below.
~Auzzue

Chocolate

Tesco is a shop in Ireland, supermarket if you will that sells lots of things made by thereselves. They are usually called 'Tesco Value _____'. Well they once made chocolate bars called 'Tesco Value Chocolate Digestive Bars' which gave you diarrhoea. Now what I did is I said I would name everybody a different type of chocolate bar for a day. I named everyone I hated 'Tesco Value Chocoltae Digestive Bars' and everyone who I liked 'mars' or 'twix' or something. ThenI told everyone who I hated why I called them that. They all REALLY hated me after then, but one guy was proud of his name before AND after I told him what it meant. Now he was walking around goin ''YAYYY I'M TESCO VALUE CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVE BARS'' and by that time, everyone knew what was funny about it and we were all laughing about it, but he kept saying this for about a week until somebody said ''They're like you because the say something that they think is good, but actually, thet isn't it at all'' (Digestive Bars=not very digestive and Digestive Bar Boy=Not very smart)
So that's is my two cents on this topic (not really)
~Auzzue
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Are YOU a wizard?

That's right, are you a wizard.
You may think I'm talking to anyone who reads this, but I'm talking to you and you only.
Infact, if you turn up your volume, I will be talking to you.
This post is just for the hearing impaired.
So if you can't hear me, it means you are hearing impaired.
But if you don'y know what it means, you can't look away from this page or we will lose this conversation, lost in the realms of time. IT'S PARADOXICAL I TELLS YOU!
Literally, I tell you.
Say hello to yout computer, I will answer back.
(Unless you are hearing impaired)
But the only way to escape this webpage is to click the cat:

If you clicked it, you just killed a puppy.
Unicorn=Human=Hunicorn
Hunicorn=Puppy=Hunicoruppy
Hippo=Hunicoruppy=Hippunicoruppy
Hippunicoruppy=troll=The Internet (my brain)


Simple Math: Simplified math

I made your life simpler.
You owe me 12.5 cookies (or brownies, I just prefer cookies a little more)

So I end this post with a simple statement:
Are you a wizard?
~Auzzue \\//

The Cat That Goes Nyan