InternetNESS V.S. T.V. NESS: RapBattle

It's finnaly here! Who will win.?

Now for the second round. COLOUR SWAP!

So, the lesson is: Ipads will soon fire lazers at you if you rap.

The end

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(All by Auzzue)

(c)2011 KrazyKoalas57945

Questions, Questions

Unknown Answer Questions:

• How do you divide by zero?
• If it is 0 degrees one day and the next day is twice that, how hot would it be?
• What is the colour of a mirror?
• How do you explain the colour red to a blind person?
• What time is it in the Arctic?
• How long is a piece of string?
• The speed of light can be explained with E=MC2 but what is the speed of darkness?

Ask these to your friends!
~AuzzueNESS
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Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day, our fellow koalas!
To celebrate I am writing the whole post in RED! PINK! OR PURPLE
So like, Auzzue has started a new thing called Mudkip Holidays!
Auzzue will create an image of mudkip and modify it to suit the holiday.
Ready for it? Because I'm not sure your ready! WHO CARES IF YOUR NOT READY!
YA SNOOZE YA LOZE (The Game. I know, I'm a koalajerk)

 OMFG! AUZZUE HAZ FIXED MAH BOREDOM. I KNOW CAN THINK OF MUDKIPS INSTEAD OF HOMEWORK OR DOING MY TAXES.
Anyway, I am making a forum for all you koalas. sneak peak in the next post.
This forum will be like no other! It will make 4chan look like an inferior version of 4chan. (NERDY WORD FTW)
Alot of people have been asking ''Auzzue, why no facebook page.''
Well I have a facebook page but I don't want a million trolls doing something like this:

 Really, that's what facebook is like for me if a post something witty or cool.
I swear to god I need something to do besides showing people how to do a peace sign with slashes.
I also got in twubble 'cause I got distracted doing the next thing instead of homework.
Anyone who follows me on tweetstreet (twitter) will have seen this
I call it ' Lightsabers: Fun to play with on Microsoft Digital Image 2006 Standard Edition Editor'
(Im so YEAR1 because I use a terrible image editing program =P)

So anyway,
\\// Peace!
~Auzzue


P.S.: Click the peace sign. Betcha can't get orange on it =P

ROOSTER-NESS

RANDOM NEWS STORY!!!
Investigators say a 35-year-old California man who died at a hospital on Sunday was killed by a rooster.

Jose Luis Ochoa was stabbed by a knife attached to the leg of a fighting rooster, the Kern County coroner's office said Friday.

Officials said an autopsy determined Ochoa died as a result of a stab wound to the calf, and the death was ruled accidental.

The coroner did not specify exactly how the calf wound killed Ochoa, whether it was excessive bleeding, infection or something else.

Investigators said it was not known if a cockfight was under way at the time of the accident.

MY COMMENTS
Holy god! Getting stabbed by a rooster with a blade attached to its leg?!?!
What idiots use roosters to fight by attaching a blade to its foot.
Is this the latest craze?
KID: MOM! I need a rooster and your best butcher knife!
MOM: Why?..
KID: CAUSE TIMMY HAS A ROOSTER THAT FIGHTS WITH A BLADE ATTACHED TO ITS LEG!
MOM: OoooooKkkkkkkkk....................

It'd be easier to attach a lightsaber to it.

EPIC PHOTO IDEA!

!JIGGLE! VS !GAMMA! WHO WILL WIN???
Comment who you think will win!
Also comment if you want more lightsaber rooster pictures
I may have to copyright the term!
And make fight animations!
ALL IF U COMMENT!
~Auzzue

How to PWNness at Truth or Dare

Winning at Truth or Dare is easy.
When somebody says truth, ask either of THESE questions:

• What is the question that you do not want anyone to ask you in this game?
• What is the dare that you do not want to be asked to do?

Then ask the person that thing next time.
Simple.

Or, if you want to be REALLY harsh you can dare them to:

• Not dare you anymore
• Not to ask them truth anymore

Continue until all players are eliminated. Then use the first set of questions.
EASIER WIN!

Now if your bored and want to end the game, Just dare someone to quit the game.
Eliminate evryone!

There is also gain in this,
Dare someone to bet that you can't win this game. Use above strategies to win.
OR
Ask a question that they can't answer without money getting involved

• What is in your bank account
• Do you have a college fund

Now if all you want to do is embaress someone, ask these questions

• Do you have a fettish for monkeys (If they say no, it means they don't have a fettish for humans because humans ARE monkeys)
• Do you like ______ (Put in item that everyone except them likes)
• Did you ever cheat in a test and why
• Can the girth of a sphere be measured with only a ruler when the sphere is double by pi in hippatomys form (Or something complicated from a test in school)
• Do I look good/fat/bad/ugly in this
• Have you ever peed in  a pool
• What is your worst habit

Need to dare someone? Get back to point why the game is called truth or DARE

• Do I'm a little teapot with actions on the side of the road
• Exchange shirts with a person of the oppisite gender
• Mix all jams, butters and sauces and eat the result
• Crack an egg on your face and don't clean it off 'till tommorow
• Flirt with the neighbour for a minute
• Sing Single Ladies with actions (Get the camera out)

Well have fun trying this out!
\\//PEACE!
~Auzzue