Dog = Toirtle

Thanks mastersquirrelgirl67 for this awesome picture.

And if your wondering what a TOIRTLE! is, it's a toirtoise and a turtle (The kind zombies like) combined to together.

Let's go over some ground rules:

1. When you type TOIRTLE! It must in caps and have atleast 1 exclamation mark
2. When saying TOIRTLE!, You must scream it... loudly... just do it.
3. A TOIRTLE! has high magical potential far greater than a trolls, so it musn't be trolled.
4. Dogs think they are TOIRTLES!
5. TOIRTLES! are the universe and all that dwells within.

Now, let's have a contest!

Whoever can make the best picture of a TOIRTLE! will win: A song about them...

YES, It's that easy. And remember NO PLAGER-FRIGGIN-ISING.

That'll be all.

\\// Peace!

~Auzzue

New Kirby Holiday!

No post today, I am celebrating St. Patricks Day.

~Auzzue

Newsness

Right, first I would like to point out this guy: 0AdRiaNleE0.
He is averaging about 150,000 views on all his videos. Which isn't too bad but I think he deserves more. Not many people can play these kind of songs on a piano. (I can't for one). So, thanks 0AdRiaNleE0 for those cool videos.

So, Who hasn't heard of the tsunami in Japan? And St.Patricks Day is right around the corner! I am collecting for Japan in Midleton on St.Patricks Day.
If I get OVER 20euro in this, I will be glad.

JAPAN IS IN DIRE NEED OF LESS... BADNESS. SO IF ANYONE CAN COLLECT AND DONATE AND SEND A VIDEO TO ME, EITHER THROUGH TWITTER OR COMMENTS, PLEasE DO.

J illions of water, flooding the place
A rt,museums and buildings, ripped to shreds
P arts of cars, other houses and roads destroying homes
A fter every night, no breakfast is near
N ow is the time, donate please!!!!

MinecraftNEss

Well, the response I got to a Minecraft classic series was a pigs bum so I decided to BUY the game. I will do a Minecraft series in the summer, I don't have enough time at the moment. BUT I need to find a free screen-recording thingy to record the damn videos so, reccomendations, anyone?

I, Auzzue am going to start making a post with some of the corniest jokes ever tommorow.
There is  no point to it, I just wanted to do that. (Maybe I'll sell 'em to the Annoying Orange)
St. Patricks day is Thursday which means a new Holiday Mudkip is coming. ZZzzzzAAaaaaPPpppp!

I decided to go ahead with the Pokémon Black/White gaming series where I will let you, the audience, decide what I should do at the end of every episode. These blog posts are getting, boring and all, but I can't do many images for this sorta blog post.

Goodbye,
~Auzzue the \\//maker

Ehh?Ness

People have been asking why I haven't released any videos since those KrazyKoalaz ones that I made without script or planning. Wellll, it's because I can't record anything good with my current cameras. All I have is a webcam, digital camera and one of those cameras that you send in the footage with those 35ml capsules to get developed. Sooooo, yeah. Also, I might do a gaming series where I play a game and do live commentary and what not.
The game I'll probably do is minecraft classic. If that's succesful I will buy the actual game and play that. But I don't know much about the game, I only came across it.
Please tell me the concept! And how to do stuff. All I know is you have to build stuff.
Anyway....
I am Catholic, and as a Catholic I make a confirmation which blah- blah (skipsboring stuff) initiates me into the Church. So, around that time I will buy a brand new, unused Nintendo DSI. Then I will do a gaming sorta thing/review on that.
So, I know I haven't blogged much but there are posts coming. And projects. So anyway,
\\// Peace!
~Auzzue