You may think I'm talking to anyone who reads this, but I'm talking to you and you only.
Infact, if you turn up your volume, I will be talking to you.
This post is just for the hearing impaired.
So if you can't hear me, it means you are hearing impaired.
But if you don'y know what it means, you can't look away from this page or we will lose this conversation, lost in the realms of time. IT'S PARADOXICAL I TELLS YOU!
Literally, I tell you.
Say hello to yout computer, I will answer back.
(Unless you are hearing impaired)
But the only way to escape this webpage is to click the cat:
If you clicked it, you just killed a puppy.
Unicorn=Human=Hunicorn
Hunicorn=Puppy=Hunicoruppy
Hippo=Hunicoruppy=Hippunicoruppy
Hippunicoruppy=troll=The Internet (my brain)
Simple Math: Simplified math
I made your life simpler.
You owe me 12.5 cookies (or brownies, I just prefer cookies a little more)
So I end this post with a simple statement:
Are you a wizard?
~Auzzue \\//
