Sunday, July 31, 2011

My summer

Well my Summer was bad...
We had hardly any money left so we only went to West Cork.
No internet and no TV.
The signal was appaling.
So I've only had internet for 2 days now.
Ughhhhhh.
But whatever, I'm still gonna blog.
(There was no 4th of July Holiday Mudkip because
1. I'm in Ireland
2. Read the top of this post

Did you know, some reptiles have 2... private parts.
(One shoots poison, the other shoots wee)

Which is a somewhat good defense system.
NOW! if us humans could do that, I think there would have been a World War III by now.
Maybe we could evolve to do it?
Unless evolution doesn't exist.
Well to anyone who says evolution doesn't exist, I say:
Tutankhamun's real name was Tutankhatet.
TutankhATET. (ATET was a God Eqypt worshipped after the fall of the original religion, thanks to his Dad. Tutankhamun restored the religion and changed his name.
His name meant Son of Atet (I think, need to double-check it) so he changed it to Son of Amun (A god, if you can't guess)
Eqypt is so BORING, isn't it?

I will start making the MS paint images everyone likes again.
But I need ideas
What am I saying, I'll just draw a robotic monkey tomorrow.
In the meantime, heres some drawing of The Slender Man I did (Why does nobody believe me when I say he [she, even] could be Xenu or Voldemorts brother)
It was done on a freakin' laptop GODDAMNIT

Hey, does anyone watch =3, and if so get this: HIS FACE, GODDAMNIT!!!

anyway, that's enough for now
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~Auzzue