TRIANGLE-NESS!!! AHHHHHHH!

I've been looking at the wikipedia page on triangles.
I expected it to be about five paragraphs long, but look at these:

I don't think five paragraphs is sufficient for ALL these contents.



(Hooked up to lie detector) I understand. BEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEP!



(Hooked up to lie detecter) That makes sense to me now! (BOOM! CRASH! KABLAMOE!)

(Hooked up to lie detector) It's all clear! I understand! It makes PERFECT sense! (5 minutes later:) Why is there a big crater instead of where the hospital was?

The confusing world of triangles...

IM FULL OF DIZZYNESS! LETS GO HOME!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!

(Art by AuzzueNESS)

Thanks wikipedia for making my future maths classes so very flippin' boring.

I posted this cuz I sprayed deoderant in my brother's room and put the bottle on my brother's bed.

I dunno how they found out but now I'm grounded and in my bedroom using the broadband I got for Christmas on my laptop. Then I went to blogger and posted this after getting the images off wikipedia.

Then I typed stuff and posted this. Which brings us to this conversation. ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW!?!?

~AuzzueNESS

P.S. Thanks wikipedia for those images.

Happy New Year!

(By AuzzueNESS)

Fireworks!
Happy New Year! Enjoy your 2011!

~The KrazyKoalaz5794

LEAKED-NESS

OK, I said I would not post any posts 'till December 10th but something major has happened!
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IMAGE IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE CLUB PENGUIN'S PLANS FOR 2011!!!


Club Penguin's plans for 2011

You are facing major stuff from Disney if you don't warn people that this is a spoiler.
So, here it goes...
this is a spoiler!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

TopGearNESS and WinterHolidaysNESS

I 'm watching the St.Stephans Day (Boxing day, December 26th) TopGear special.
You americans may not  be able to watch it unless you hve BBC2.
So, basically, three men start at the East of Africa and heading West towards Jerusalem in Cars.
(Parody of the three wise men going to see Jesus)

But anyway, no more posts till the end of the Winter Solstice Holidays. Jan10th atleast till a new post.
So anyway, hope everyone enjoyed their turkey or goose or duck or chicken and if you had no dinner, I send you Christmas wishes. (I amen't talking about non-Christians, I'm talking about homeless people. Dont send terrorists to bomb me please)
I got an LG Cookie touch phone and some books. Reading HP7 at the moment whenever I get the chance to. Comment what you got for Christmas! Or what you wanted for Christmas and didn't get.
Donate a comment and give a Euro to charity.
Will do this every major holiday.
Donate some real money if you want. All proceeds go to charity.

Thanks and Happy Christmas and a spiffing new year!
~Auzzue

P.S. Trolls, I have an image about you: Clicky me if you are a troll!

CROSS BREEDING-NESS

A while ago, people found an unknown creature in the trees of Killeagh, Co.Cork.
It was presumed a squirrel until more news came out of a young boy's chimpmunk being lost a month ago.
Scientists came over and discovered the squirrel-like creature was offspring of a red squirrel and the chimpmunk. The creature was named: Southern Irish, cross-breeded, Chimpmunk Riticulated Red Squirrel.
Or Brown Squirrel for short. I made a cartoon:

Unfortunately, scientists classified this creature as vermin, and it was killed and the chimpmunk has'nt been found yet. Well, I guess that's it.
WAIT, let's spam the internet with two words: SAVE FLUBBERGASTIC!
I named the cross-bred creature Flubbergastic

SCAMNESS!!!

I noticed a new thing on Facebook today. (I USE FACEBOOK!)
An app. saying that it can track who's been looking at your profile has become popular.
It's meant to keep you safe from bad people and stuff but it's totally worthless.
It askes to get your personal info and to post to your wall AND to access yout info at ANY time.
When your stupid enough to click accept uses and go to see who's been looking at your profile, a survey comes up asking to send results of a quiz or something to your phone.
I bought a cheap mobile to test whether these work.
THEY DONT! They send  you repetative messages and bills.
I dumped the phone after a week.
If you see a friend's message like this:

IMMEDIATELY COMMENT SAYING ITS A SCAM!
You don't want your friends getting hacked. Or worse...

Once again we'll look at Voldemort:

Unluckily, there is not yet an internet hacking charm or hack detector tranfigure spell.

So anyway, wanted to keep you all safe.

BTW, I am not grounded cuz I snitched on my brother for stealing cookies. >_<

LIBERTY OR DEATH!!!!!!!111!1!!ONE!!!11!!!!!!!1

~Auzzue

HOMEWORKNESS

I got bad news :( (for once)
I failed a school project and I'm grounded for a week
It's like midnight here and I have snuck to fit in a post.
I think I failed because I was bust playing Wizard101.
That's not true but I did fail because of being too busy.
Honestly, I skipped dinner some nights to do my homework. (Now I'm really thin and falling apart)
And giving us a project WITH loads of homework makes it really hard.
So, I'll go back to bed now after I draw a graph.

EXASGERATION-NESS FTL!!!!

POKÉMON SUCKS-NESS

So, one of our friends, TheBig0 has a disliking toward pokémon.
I took a photo: (No camera at the time so i drew a picture

 That's TheBig0's expression towards pokémon.

Wait, actually, this is his expression towards any asian cartoon. INCLUDING YUGIOH.

AND NARUTO

AND any other cartoon like that.

Well, lets see what he says when I get him a bbunch of pokémon toys for Christmas.

(5year old): Why is he making my squirtle go bye-bye to pokémon heaven?

Holy man, Its nine o'clock and I got homework to do. SadNESS is upon me.

The SADNESS OF THE UNIVERSE IS ON ME1!1!!!11!!!11!!!

'cuz i gotta nd dis pst(txt spkness ftw)

AUTOTUNE-NESS

I have been listening to lots of autotunes lately, so, here are my faveourite.















Ya' gotta love 'em.
~AuzzueNESS.

Post more at the bottom and I will add 'em

QUICKNESS

Im outta the house but I set up e-mail posting on my phone.
The Annoying Orange released a new autotune video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEAoPswuorU&feature=feedu
Is the link. Better post coming tommorow.
BTW, This message took about 45mins to write on my phone.

SNOW MY GOODNESS

Sn-OhMyGod or SnOMG is a word of the day. It actually HEAVLYNESS snowed in Ireland. We even got to go home from school early. And on Thursday, it will drop to -10C so the school pipes will freeze. (PLEASURE OVERLOADNESS). So, comment whenever snow comes along near you. Any other comments will be deleted. Southern Hemisphere peeps, you have to wait a while. Sorry.
Anyway, PEACE OUT!
~Auzzu...
DID YOU THINK I WOULD MAKE A POST THAT SHORT. >-<
I want everyone to tell me, in a nerd way, what came first, the egg or the type of animal in the egg.
Reply to my first video on youtube, the winner gets to friend me on facebook. AUZZUE YOU CHEAP SON OF A.. 1!!!@C Bhws-p;xd/wa xmsaix,á\zASDSNA XZnf\auyv6we784ry2389ioqdf7ucasygxhWJISYbxcdsuixcopsl warning, your computer has detected virxuh\ecvzvjbhsdcm^t&Y2WVDQ23W789F6EGHC6TYDZ\UX SGHZ
hELP, PEOPLE VIRUS!
award coming nextpos!1|sxkl

ANSWER-NESS

the vlogbrothers asked if pasta from the moon would have more energy than having some beef. I answred like i usually do...

the pasta would not have more energy, as first, being on the moon or space, it would waste energy on the moon being motionless. (sounds sorta wrong doesnt it) but when something is motionless, eg, nothing on earth due to the constant movement of plates and water and the earths core, so energy is wasted tossed around and we regain energy by drinking and eating. as the moon orbits earth and the sun, as einstein said that newtons law of gravity is wrong and infact, gravity pulles but slightly gets
pushed, which means if the moon is orbiting earth and earth is orbiting the sun, the moon has a complex orbit as it changes slightly, just slightly by the sun. this means the gravity is not motionless, and if gravity isnt motionless and pushes something, it would slowly, about 0.0000000001% of the energy is wasted every fortnight, well, about 99999.7/10000 of a fortnight. theres an answer.

OwlNESS and SnowNESS

OWL-NESS

I just finished a book yesterday called 'On Silent Wings' that I borrowed from the library. Did... Did I get that right? Do people still go to the library? Well anyway, It's really good, It's written by Don Conroy. First book in the 'Wings' trilogy. I totaly reccomend this book to anybody but mainly animal lovers. It's about an Owl called Kos. He is still living with his mother owl since he can't hunt properly yet. His mother lands on a trapped fence pole used by farmers to kill crows and rooks and other birds that eat crops. Kos is pettrified and has to take life on his own. Meeting lots of friends on the way, Kos tries to live his live but a rat called Fericul is planning to use a magical treasure (you'll find out what this is when you perform READNESS on this book). Kos finds out that Fericul has gathered millions of rats, mice, shrews, voles and anyother vermin rodent. Kos investigates and...

SNOW-NESS

I really want it to snow this winter. (Not you, southerm hemisphere people)

Last year it snowed for one day down here in southern Ireland. First time since about a millenium (exageration BTW) It snowed early this morning but I was in bed, tiredNESS, grumpyNESS and in a could'nt care lessNess mood. I WANT IT TO SNOW(THROWS A big tantrumNESS)

Yawwwwwn, I'm tired. The polar express is on TV tonight. (In Ireland, trolls) But if you live in Ireland, check RTÉ tonight.

ByeNESS

~Auzzue



Club PenguinNESS thanksgivingNESS MovieNESS

CLUB PENGUIN-NESS

Here's the photos of Club Penguins laggyness

Most servers full and took atleast 5 attempts to log in

 This one makes me just SAD! So many people were there making an argument over fire vs water. (I took out the speech buubles cuz bad words and all)

Water Ninja room full, as I thought

THANKSGIVING-NESS

Happy thanksgiving 2010 to my fans from the West. Enjoy your turkeys and cranberry juice and cranberry muffins and potatoes and stuffing and... OK I'm gonna stop making myself hungry. (Goes to mom) Can you make some turkey and etc.)

MOVIE-NESS

Well, NigaHiga made a movie with lots of youtube stars in it. If you don't know who NigaHiga is, I suggest to you one word: YouTube.

So anyway go to This word to see the movie. It's cool. (Hoping to make my own movie with a bunch of youtube stars in it when I lift off)

So, by now

~Auzzue

OMG, BTW go to Here and Here plz, before my town dies

Club PenguinNESS

I noticed that card jitsu water is being released tommorow on Club Penguin.
The website will flooded so I am going to make an account and join the highest populated server possible and see how laggy it is. Screenshots on it's laggyness will be posted.
BTW, I'm unarchiving my videos once this site gets up and running with like, more people.
I've been looking into The Roswell Incident and clearly convinced that the government covered something up. Check out this series :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFHboyj4pA8&feature=related prt 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkvr4rYwi0&feature=related prt 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdcEI1ubEwo&feature=related prt 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCKVyoJqm0A&feature=related prt4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbA9HiCBDfc&feature=related prt5

It's really interesting so, you know, go check it out

PIKACHU1!!1! <---- sPAM INTERNET WITH THIS

~AuZZuE

Coinkydink?NESS

I noticed wierd things abot the people who wrote Frankenstein and Dracula when doing my homework. LOOK!

Frankentein

• Mary Shelley was born in Britain in 1797
• During the time there were alot of resurrectionists who dug-up graves and sold the bodies to medical students for money.
• Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein
• She was 19 when she wrote it
• She watched a crimanal being electricuted and after, the body was twitching as if it were still alive.

These things add up to how she got the idea, don't they?


Dracula

• Bram Stoker was born in Dublin in 1847
• His family's tombs were at St. Michan's Church
• The vaults os this church were full of tombs with people who became mummys through no means of mummification.
• Bram Stoker wrote Dracula. (In UCD library which I have personally been to)
• Bram Stoker published Dracula in 1897
• He was often ill and his mum told him ghost storys to cheer him up (Great way to cheer someone up)
• He read about a man in Transilvania, Romania called Vladislav Dracula. Vlad would stick people on spears and drink the blood after. Because of this, he was called Vlad the Impaler.

You can't deny a coincidence in those, seriouslyNESS.
LOL, ghost stories to cheer someone up. What a world, what a mum.

THE LONGEST Frickin' CROSS MY HEART IN THE WORLD-Ness

So anyway, me and EagleO (The new koala) have decided to make the logest cross my heart swear in the world. Actually, there will be two. One will rhyme with -ie. The with -art.
Here we go.
Cross my heart and hope to die,
Stick a needle in my eye,
Stick a dagger in my thigh,
Eat a horse manure pie,


Cross my heart and die from a fart,


Comment more please. Going for a world record and everyone who comments gets a mention.
Thanks, Auzzue and EagleO

AGE AND PRIVACYNESS, PARRYGRIPPNESS AND NEW KOALANESS

I have started using my twitter account again.
Click this magical writing
Also, my facebook page is private and I will not friend everyone and everthing and make all my updates vsible to everyone. Maybe a few, but it'll be a long time before I show my facebook acount or my real name to that matter. Just clerifying that.
Anyway, I keep getting told that I'm to young to watch shaynedawsonTV because that judging by my posts and tweets, you can cleary see that I look under the age of ten. And I will not show my age either but I am over ten. Shayne Dawson is a great youtuber that swears and puts rude things in his videos. I don't watch him but I will goto his channel to see what the crack is.
LOL, I watch RayWilliamJohnson too and daneboe and I also watch The Annoying Orange that is far worse than any of those. (I KKEEDD,TROLLS)
Also, ParryGripp is awesome. I watch his videos more than any others. Go check him out, he is class.
Videos on youtube are coming but that may be a while away.
Frickin'/Frick/Fricks/Frick off/Frick you/Frickanza are the favourite words of the new KrazyKoala.
BTW, I am the KoalaNESS he will probly be the FricKOALA
Anyway, BBBBBBYEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!1!!!!1111

POKÉMON-NESS

OK, I like my pokémon. I get PokémonWorld magazine (100% unofficial btw).
My favourite pokémon is Mudkip. I like them because I heard you like them.
Anyway, pokémon is cool. The cartoon PWNS, the game PWNS, the merchandise PWNS.
I will hope to set up more youtube videos soon, but that may be quite a while away.
Chat about pokémon in the comment section. Will answer all comments.
Peace out!
~Auzzue

Kirby PWNS!...ness

Well, Kirby's Epic Yarn will be out in Europe at some point, and I'm gonna be first in line.
It's so rare for nintendo to finnaly bring back kirby on a storyline that will be different.
Following my summer by of DragonQuest: Swords for the wii, I haven't had much to play. I really just played my old FIFAs and NBA and PESsoccer on my PSP until digital comics came. I want to play something like kirby but nothing in my price range that appeals to me. It's always the same, don't like Mario or Zelda, or pokemon (Well, I have too many is the probleem). I actually don't have a DS, DSI, DSX or any form of DS. Another reason is that Kirby can be put into any genre. I would love to see him as an unlockable on HALOreach or World of Warcraft. I played Kirby Dreamland on the internet till I got bored and kirby could be an RPG too.
But the main reason for wanting to get Kirby's Epic Yarn is that I am actually a serious Kirby fan. I even blogged some new Kirbys on an unrelated blog. Though the site, KirbyArt was never popular and ended after about a week of me posting. (BTW, go there and be follower if you want more. And comment suggestions please)  I end this post saying: Every Kirby Fan, comment!
~Auzzue

One-Eyed-DollNESS

You're A Vampire-One Eyed Doll
Have you seen One-Eyed-Doll's new song?
You're a Vampire is going to be big I tell you! I am a One-Eyed-Doll fan. (Oh and BTW, look it up, TROLLS)
Comment and tell me you're thoughts
OK, also I want you all to flood the 10 most subscribed people on youtubes channel with the link and make RWJ review it. (*mutters*) Who am I kidding. My site ain't popular enough to do that. Oh, well.
FLOOD IT MY EVIL TROLL MINIONS.
~Auzzue

HALLOWEEN10'NESS

ITS HALLOWEEN! WOOHOO.
Went trick-or-treating and sprayed soapy water on my teachers car
(cause it freezes during the night cause I live in IRELAND, so it's hell trying to get off in the morning)
Loads of candy! I dressed up as a robber. Well... I threw on a black beanie and carried a water gun (full of soapy water XD) and a pillowcase with a euro (dollar, for you Americans) sign that I drew on the side.
I dunno, it's a good excuse to go round and get free sweets.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! WOOHOO.
My birthday tommoroz. yay!
XD XD XD I love birthdays!

MORE VIDEOS POSSIBLY COMING! WOOHOO
Maybe some videos comin' that are only available here!

~Auzzue

REVENGENESS

OK, today my brother had a bet that he could put his leg on the table before me on a wager of 1cent (It's crap, I know). But I used my wits because he was talking about an island (deskboard that you have in middle of kitchen, but not for eating) and I ran over to the table and put my leg on it while he was stuck with his leg on the island. I got him to fork over the money, but then he grabbed it back and ran to mom saying I had made him do a bet he could'nt win. Of course thet believed him and I'm now stuck in the studt, thinking about what I've done (Well... I'm supposed to be)
So, back to the point. When my hour long thinking session is over, how should I get revenge.
BTW, my brother is younger than me.
My head is blowing up now cuz their gettin' chocolate in a second.
HELP!HELP!HELP!
COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!

WEIRD-STORY-OF-MY-LIFE-NESS

Tonight I was coming home and the police (or guarda, as I call 'em) stopped me to check that I had an up to date license. (MY DAD WAS DRIVING THE CAR, NOT ME INCASE YOU THINK I WAS DRIVING, TROLLS!!!) It happened cuz it's a bank holday (in Ireland and maybe your country) and drunks would  be driving. If anyone finds a piccture of a 'Type 4 FIGHTER HAYATE' plane, you will win my old account on Club Penguin. Ok, i'll make it easier! Whoever comments first on a post tagged as 'RWJisacontestpooperfornoapparentreason'  wins my account on club penguin.
~Auzzue

ANNOYED-NESS

My brother and sister are nagging me so they can watch pokemon online.
How many times have they asked. Anyway, I'll finish my new topic later on or tommorow.
Mt favourite pokemon is Mudkip!
Comment on whats yours and why.
I like mudkip cuz he was the only pokemon i knew the name of until I started playing pokemon indigo. (Once again, LOOK IT UP TROLLS)

LUCKYNESS

OK, so I've been luckythis year on buying an AQW year long membership.
1. I can play BladeHaven beta (look it up, TROLLS)
2. I get a 2nd upholder badge and an onyx starsword in AQW
3. My good rep and evil rep in AQW have zoomed up
4. I can chat on AQW
5. Other basic member perks...

I bought it this year instead of last year for some reason. Will power is good luck!

goto AQ.com, TROLLS
more posts on the way

RANDOMNESS #2

I don't love the way you lie.

Dead people seem incredibly lazy, just laying there all the time.

i throw my homework in the air sometimes~
saying A-YO! I'll get a ZERO!!!!!!

"Dad,my teacher yelled at me today."
"Why?"
"She asked me: 2x3=?And I answered 6"
"That was correct"
"And then she asked:What is 3x2"
"That was the fucking same thing!"
"That was what I said"

When I grow up, I want a son first then a daughter. So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

*2030*
boy: hey dad, how did you meet mom?
dad: well, it all started with a friend request on facebook...

Girl:I really like him.
Her Best friend:So just tell him?
Girl:What if he doesn't like me?
Best friend:He will!

Boy:Dude she is so amazing.
His Best friend:So ask her out?
Boy:She doesn't like me.
Wow.

A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him: “Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?”
Dad: “So when I’m dead, no one will dare touch your mom

Girl: We're Best friends, right?
Boy: Oh course.
G: So can you tell me who you like?
B: Um No thank you
G: Please tell me who she is and call her!
B: alright... *dials the number*
G: Wait, I'm getting a call. *answers phone*
B: I love you.


From Like It Like It on Facebook

Taoi Cruz - DynamiteNESS

I throw my hands in the air sometimes, sayin AYYYYYOOO GOTTA LET GOOOO.
Nahhh, thats boring.
I throw my bottle at bieber sometimes sayin AYYYYYOOOO YOU ARE SO GAYOOO
No.
I throw my telescope in the air sometimes sayin AYYYYYOOO IIIMMMM GALILEOOOO
NOPE.
I throw my facebook in the air sometimes, sayin AYYYYYOOOO WHERED MY LIFE GOOO!
YES, THATS THE ONE!
I throw my facebook in the air sometimes, sayin AYYYYYOOOO WHERED MY LIFE GOOO!
And I tweeted once, and I've tweeted twice,
Mix my my-space up,
Like its bebo night!

RANDOMNESS #1

Parents call it "talking back" we call it answering your question...-.-

"DJ got us falling in love again" BUT I (accidently) SANG: "Jesus got us falling in love again!" but in some cases... that is also applicable.

 This time last year....everything was so so different.

 2012? Seriously? I survived 9/11, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, H1N1 Swine Flu and bird flu BRING. IT. ON

 I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded

If your parents accuse you of lying look them in the eye and shout "EASTER BUNNY, TOOTH FAIRY, SANTA CLAUSE" :)

I am proud to say I lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9 and of course 10/10/10. In your face people born after 1/2/1

RANDOM TITBITS 4 U AND ME

ACCENTNESS

Everybody thinks the Irish (like me) just eat potatoes and drink Guinness. They assume we are ALL redheads in familys of 20 or more kids. AND OF COURSE, THEY THINK OUR ACCENT IS EXACTLY THE SAME ALL OVER THE COUNTRY!
Well it's not. Here's the difference between English, and the main accents in Ireland.

Pure, perfect English: Want to go to the movies on saturday?
Pure, perfect cork: Wanna go to the mavies on the weekend, like?
Pure, perfect Dublin: Care to go to the pictures on the saturday, boy?
Pure, perfect Donegal: d'ya wanna go deh teh cinemas on satursssdoy?
Pure, Perfect Clare: Are ye comin to deh muvies oon saturday?
Pure, perfect Galway: The crack is teh mhuvies on saturday, join in?

Pure, perfect English: What is the news?
Pure, perfect cork: Whatz the crack?
Pure, perfect Dublin: Boy, wats happening?
Pure, perfect Donegal: T'wats the going-ons
Pure, Perfect Clare: What seems to be up?
Pure, perfect Galway: So, the news?

I am not being a steriotype. Dont take this personally. Comment if I should make a change(s).

SORRYNESS

I was'nt posting cuz... well... let me explain.
I was playing on AQW (look it up, trolls). And my computer was slow. To the MAX. So i gave the modum a good kick and my internet was like bzzzp!!rebooting, rebooting clang clang??!!! CRASHNESS!. Just cuz I kicked it and caused the whole problem means that I did'nt cause the problem, because it was oppisite day (I hope) So anyway I am holding a contest. whoever takes a screenshot of them on AQW with lvl 30 or more prooved in it and takes a screenshot of themselves on club penguin with 30 or more stamps prooven in it and takes a screenshot of themselves on pandanda with lvl 5 or more pandanda power prooven in it and sends them all in gets the links to my archived videos.(Note: I will SUE you if you reupload any of my videos. Sharing the links is fine though as long as it isnt accessible to anyone for free.)
OK?
BYNESS
~Auzzue, the NESS Krazy Koala

ARCHIVED!

My dad made me take all my videos off youtube, but that does'nt mean there aint no access to 'em.
I'll release the links to them in about a month, right now, they have to be covered up.
Going orienteering tommorows! Comment and whoever guesses the correct place I came, I will give you the link.
So, bye for now.
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