RANDOMNESS #2

I don't love the way you lie.

Dead people seem incredibly lazy, just laying there all the time.

i throw my homework in the air sometimes~
saying A-YO! I'll get a ZERO!!!!!!

"Dad,my teacher yelled at me today."
"Why?"
"She asked me: 2x3=?And I answered 6"
"That was correct"
"And then she asked:What is 3x2"
"That was the fucking same thing!"
"That was what I said"

When I grow up, I want a son first then a daughter. So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

*2030*
boy: hey dad, how did you meet mom?
dad: well, it all started with a friend request on facebook...

Girl:I really like him.
Her Best friend:So just tell him?
Girl:What if he doesn't like me?
Best friend:He will!

Boy:Dude she is so amazing.
His Best friend:So ask her out?
Boy:She doesn't like me.
Wow.

A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him: “Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?”
Dad: “So when I’m dead, no one will dare touch your mom

Girl: We're Best friends, right?
Boy: Oh course.
G: So can you tell me who you like?
B: Um No thank you
G: Please tell me who she is and call her!
B: alright... *dials the number*
G: Wait, I'm getting a call. *answers phone*
B: I love you.


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