HALLOWEEN10'NESS

ITS HALLOWEEN! WOOHOO.
Went trick-or-treating and sprayed soapy water on my teachers car
(cause it freezes during the night cause I live in IRELAND, so it's hell trying to get off in the morning)
Loads of candy! I dressed up as a robber. Well... I threw on a black beanie and carried a water gun (full of soapy water XD) and a pillowcase with a euro (dollar, for you Americans) sign that I drew on the side.
I dunno, it's a good excuse to go round and get free sweets.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! WOOHOO.
My birthday tommoroz. yay!
XD XD XD I love birthdays!

MORE VIDEOS POSSIBLY COMING! WOOHOO
Maybe some videos comin' that are only available here!

~Auzzue

REVENGENESS

OK, today my brother had a bet that he could put his leg on the table before me on a wager of 1cent (It's crap, I know). But I used my wits because he was talking about an island (deskboard that you have in middle of kitchen, but not for eating) and I ran over to the table and put my leg on it while he was stuck with his leg on the island. I got him to fork over the money, but then he grabbed it back and ran to mom saying I had made him do a bet he could'nt win. Of course thet believed him and I'm now stuck in the studt, thinking about what I've done (Well... I'm supposed to be)
So, back to the point. When my hour long thinking session is over, how should I get revenge.
BTW, my brother is younger than me.
My head is blowing up now cuz their gettin' chocolate in a second.
HELP!HELP!HELP!
COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!

WEIRD-STORY-OF-MY-LIFE-NESS

Tonight I was coming home and the police (or guarda, as I call 'em) stopped me to check that I had an up to date license. (MY DAD WAS DRIVING THE CAR, NOT ME INCASE YOU THINK I WAS DRIVING, TROLLS!!!) It happened cuz it's a bank holday (in Ireland and maybe your country) and drunks would  be driving. If anyone finds a piccture of a 'Type 4 FIGHTER HAYATE' plane, you will win my old account on Club Penguin. Ok, i'll make it easier! Whoever comments first on a post tagged as 'RWJisacontestpooperfornoapparentreason'  wins my account on club penguin.
~Auzzue

ANNOYED-NESS

My brother and sister are nagging me so they can watch pokemon online.
How many times have they asked. Anyway, I'll finish my new topic later on or tommorow.
Mt favourite pokemon is Mudkip!
Comment on whats yours and why.
I like mudkip cuz he was the only pokemon i knew the name of until I started playing pokemon indigo. (Once again, LOOK IT UP TROLLS)

LUCKYNESS

OK, so I've been luckythis year on buying an AQW year long membership.
1. I can play BladeHaven beta (look it up, TROLLS)
2. I get a 2nd upholder badge and an onyx starsword in AQW
3. My good rep and evil rep in AQW have zoomed up
4. I can chat on AQW
5. Other basic member perks...

I bought it this year instead of last year for some reason. Will power is good luck!

goto AQ.com, TROLLS
more posts on the way

RANDOMNESS #2

I don't love the way you lie.

Dead people seem incredibly lazy, just laying there all the time.

i throw my homework in the air sometimes~
saying A-YO! I'll get a ZERO!!!!!!

"Dad,my teacher yelled at me today."
"Why?"
"She asked me: 2x3=?And I answered 6"
"That was correct"
"And then she asked:What is 3x2"
"That was the fucking same thing!"
"That was what I said"

When I grow up, I want a son first then a daughter. So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

*2030*
boy: hey dad, how did you meet mom?
dad: well, it all started with a friend request on facebook...

Girl:I really like him.
Her Best friend:So just tell him?
Girl:What if he doesn't like me?
Best friend:He will!

Boy:Dude she is so amazing.
His Best friend:So ask her out?
Boy:She doesn't like me.
Wow.

A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him: “Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?”
Dad: “So when I’m dead, no one will dare touch your mom

Girl: We're Best friends, right?
Boy: Oh course.
G: So can you tell me who you like?
B: Um No thank you
G: Please tell me who she is and call her!
B: alright... *dials the number*
G: Wait, I'm getting a call. *answers phone*
B: I love you.


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Taoi Cruz - DynamiteNESS

I throw my hands in the air sometimes, sayin AYYYYYOOO GOTTA LET GOOOO.
Nahhh, thats boring.
I throw my bottle at bieber sometimes sayin AYYYYYOOOO YOU ARE SO GAYOOO
No.
I throw my telescope in the air sometimes sayin AYYYYYOOO IIIMMMM GALILEOOOO
NOPE.
I throw my facebook in the air sometimes, sayin AYYYYYOOOO WHERED MY LIFE GOOO!
YES, THATS THE ONE!
I throw my facebook in the air sometimes, sayin AYYYYYOOOO WHERED MY LIFE GOOO!
And I tweeted once, and I've tweeted twice,
Mix my my-space up,
Like its bebo night!

RANDOMNESS #1

Parents call it "talking back" we call it answering your question...-.-

"DJ got us falling in love again" BUT I (accidently) SANG: "Jesus got us falling in love again!" but in some cases... that is also applicable.

 This time last year....everything was so so different.

 2012? Seriously? I survived 9/11, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, H1N1 Swine Flu and bird flu BRING. IT. ON

 I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded

If your parents accuse you of lying look them in the eye and shout "EASTER BUNNY, TOOTH FAIRY, SANTA CLAUSE" :)

I am proud to say I lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9 and of course 10/10/10. In your face people born after 1/2/1

RANDOM TITBITS 4 U AND ME

ACCENTNESS

Everybody thinks the Irish (like me) just eat potatoes and drink Guinness. They assume we are ALL redheads in familys of 20 or more kids. AND OF COURSE, THEY THINK OUR ACCENT IS EXACTLY THE SAME ALL OVER THE COUNTRY!
Well it's not. Here's the difference between English, and the main accents in Ireland.

Pure, perfect English: Want to go to the movies on saturday?
Pure, perfect cork: Wanna go to the mavies on the weekend, like?
Pure, perfect Dublin: Care to go to the pictures on the saturday, boy?
Pure, perfect Donegal: d'ya wanna go deh teh cinemas on satursssdoy?
Pure, Perfect Clare: Are ye comin to deh muvies oon saturday?
Pure, perfect Galway: The crack is teh mhuvies on saturday, join in?

Pure, perfect English: What is the news?
Pure, perfect cork: Whatz the crack?
Pure, perfect Dublin: Boy, wats happening?
Pure, perfect Donegal: T'wats the going-ons
Pure, Perfect Clare: What seems to be up?
Pure, perfect Galway: So, the news?

I am not being a steriotype. Dont take this personally. Comment if I should make a change(s).

SORRYNESS

I was'nt posting cuz... well... let me explain.
I was playing on AQW (look it up, trolls). And my computer was slow. To the MAX. So i gave the modum a good kick and my internet was like bzzzp!!rebooting, rebooting clang clang??!!! CRASHNESS!. Just cuz I kicked it and caused the whole problem means that I did'nt cause the problem, because it was oppisite day (I hope) So anyway I am holding a contest. whoever takes a screenshot of them on AQW with lvl 30 or more prooved in it and takes a screenshot of themselves on club penguin with 30 or more stamps prooven in it and takes a screenshot of themselves on pandanda with lvl 5 or more pandanda power prooven in it and sends them all in gets the links to my archived videos.(Note: I will SUE you if you reupload any of my videos. Sharing the links is fine though as long as it isnt accessible to anyone for free.)
OK?
BYNESS
~Auzzue, the NESS Krazy Koala

ARCHIVED!

My dad made me take all my videos off youtube, but that does'nt mean there aint no access to 'em.
I'll release the links to them in about a month, right now, they have to be covered up.
Going orienteering tommorows! Comment and whoever guesses the correct place I came, I will give you the link.
So, bye for now.
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