RAP BATTLE PREVIEWNESS

I am writing a rap battle at the moment. Internet VS TV
First I'll post it on this blog, then I'll Get some people to help me make it into a video.
YouTube, Here I come!
BTW, the new koala will help me make the video. His name coming soon.
Also, EagleO is in America while the reccesion (mispelling?) is on in Ireland. He will come back, It just might take a long... time.
Well, Auzzue signing out!
\\// Peace!
~Auzzue

Rubiks-CubeNESS

Want to solve a Rubiks Cube? I have all the answers!

1. Download the CubeCheater App from the appstore if you can
2. Use a flat head screwdriver to break off a piece. You will be able to break off every other piece then. Re-attach the pieces so the cube is solved. This is a tricky way though.
3. MY FAVOURITE WAY! Pull off the stickers and re-attach them so it is solved.

Now, if you want to make a video on youtube of you solving a cube in 5/6 seconds, you will need:

• Good camera that can rewind,
• A solved rubiks cube.

1. Record yourself mixing up the rubiks cube from it's solved form. DONT SPEAK DURING THIS TIME!
2. Stop filming
3. Rewind that footage and then speed it up will rewinding.
4. Put the video on youtube

Well, hope this helps people. (Solve the rubiks cube or get subscribers on youtube)
~Auzzue

Duck-NESS

It's BOB

I have a rubber duck!
And I named him Bob!
He's a male!
And was number 17 in a duck race!
He came 12th!
And not only that but this duck is a special duck!
He can intimidate you by doing nothing.
My dog was scared as hell even being near it.
But my dog is small so I guess he does'nt count...
And we should NO we will spam the internet with:

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

No, bigger

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

BIGGER!

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

And in red...


B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

No, make it orange,

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

Actually, yellow is better

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

NO, ALTOGETHER.

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

I
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

\\// Peace!
~Auzzuet is brilliant. I feel I have bent time itself.

SmartieNESS

Who has ever looked at how they make the die in Smarties(c)?
Well I do.
Red = Hibiscus Fruit. (Tropical plant used to make herbal tea and sticky jams)
Purple = Red Cabbage (REALLY disgusting cabbage)
Orange = Safflower (Egyptian plant with lots of healthy food dye you can make from it)
Yellow = Lemon (Nothing bad about that)
Green = Spirulina (A type of *drumroll* SEAWEED)
Pink = Radish (That's OK I suppose)
Brown = Black Carrot (You probably expected poo for that)

WOOHOO!
~Auzzue

DrawNESS with letters!

You can draw faces with numbers!
My friend showed me this.
We're learning howto find the area of a triangle in school.
AHHHHHHHH!
Triangles are now in my nightmares =P
Hopefully new videos will be out soon.
In the meanwhile here's a piece of pie: π
Oh, wait... that's PI.
No matter. I can eat it
   ---====-0< π
OM NOM NOM
Alligater sees no difference between pie and PI.
BYE!!!!!?!!11,1""£$%|&*768(o67453!!!!!1!!11ONE
~Auzzue