Duck-NESS

It's BOB

I have a rubber duck!
And I named him Bob!
He's a male!
And was number 17 in a duck race!
He came 12th!
And not only that but this duck is a special duck!
He can intimidate you by doing nothing.
My dog was scared as hell even being near it.
But my dog is small so I guess he does'nt count...
And we should NO we will spam the internet with:

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

No, bigger

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

BIGGER!

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

And in red...


B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

No, make it orange,

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

Actually, yellow is better

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

NO, ALTOGETHER.

B0b th3 1nt1m1d4t1ng duck c0nc0rs 4ll!!!!

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

\\// Peace!
~Auzzuet is brilliant. I feel I have bent time itself.